LANRE

        My cousin Lanre told me a long time ago that when he was in Ambrose Alli,he went to his friend's room and 'Big boys' came around..they had slept off when they heard this loud knock on their door,"open this door you fools" they shouted.Lanre said he didn't know who they were so he shouted back,"una papa head dey here wen una dey find?"..He said one of his friend's flatmate told him to just open the door that the guys outside were thieves.one of the thieves heard him and said,"no oh,we no be thieves oh,we are armed robbers!.open this stupid door".
       When the robbers got in,they asked for the person who insulted them,Lanre said he was the one.One of just looked at him and called the others.Only God knows what he said to them.They almost beat the hell out of Felix.They took all the money Felix had at home,took his electronics and ate his cooked beans and dodo.They took Lanre's phone and the 30 Naira he had in his pocket.
        As the armed robbers were about leaving,the same one that called them the first time,called them all together again and said God knows what to them.You won't believe they gave Lanre back his phone,his 30 Naira and an additional 20 Naira!.
        Some people will call this favour but guys..Lanre no fit fool me oh.He knows more than he told me!.Since that day anyway,i started calling Lanre 'brother Lanre'..He is now married with two kids and am so sure he must have told his two boys the same story!...Am so gonna call him today and demand he tells me what he didnt say years ago......